Dear Patrick,
Good-looking website and nice pic of Jacques reading the paper! Thank you for opening your cafe in my old neighbourhood. I hope you will stay open forever! Until you arrived, I never had a 'local' within walking distance where I could get a fabulous coffee, read the papers, shoot the breeze and meet interesting people. You changed all that and improved the neighbourhood by leaps and bounds. Your coffees are divine, the Meatmarket's crazy chicken sandwich is 'da bomb' and your sister deserves special kudos for her interiour decorating skills and her wonderful muffins and healthy sweets. Please thank your parents for having the good sense to raise such a wonderful, talented gang!
Best wishes for your continued success,
Karen
P.S. Sorry about Egglebert's comments below -- he's a little eccentric, as you know!
Yo Laddie;
Don't listen 2 her.
Coffee cost too much for starving old pensioners.
Burgers too far away for crippled old man.
Place too goddam dark 4 stoopid old peoples 2 reed.
Merry Christmas anyways punk.
Egglebert de Doudeauville